If you live without a cat, you’re a Loser

A cat possesses innate wisdom; she always senses who is destined for success.

A cat will choose you, staying by your side only if you are capable of achieving success—thereby ensuring her a life of abundance and guaranteeing shelter and comfort for her kittens (for nothing is more important to a cat).

If you don’t have a cat in your home, consider the following options:

Adopt any cat that comes NEAR you, and she will, or figure out what’s wrong with Vamit (beer with friends, if available); if you’re in a serious situation: a psychologist (not a typo).

However, if you’re reading these lines, you’ve undoubtedly lost your way.

And above all, become a guiding force for your feline companion at this point in your life.